Taylor - "Mommy, where we going?"
Me - "We're going home, honey."
Taylor - "I don't wanna go home!"
Me - "Why not??"
Taylor - "Cuz my daddy's not there."
Me - "You don't wanna go home cuz daddy's not there?"
Taylor - "There's nobody talk to."
*****
On our way to the store...
Taylor - "Mommy, I yawned."
Me - "Oh, that must mean you're tired."
Taylor - "I wanna go home and take a nap."
Me (stunned!) - "Sure, you can go to bed when we get home."
Taylor - "I want Daddy take a nap with me."
Me - "I know you miss Daddy, but he'll be home tomorrow!"
Taylor - "Daddy not take a nap on the airplane, he take a nap with me in California."
*****
In Yelm, on our way home from the store...
Taylor - "Mommy, there's too much traffic."
Me - "Well, people are probably coming home from work."
Taylor (pointing) - "I wanna go down that road so nobody sees us."
Me - "Why?!"
Taylor - "It's too much, Mom."
In the car, same trip...
Taylor - "Mommy, look! I clapping!"
Me - "I see that, good job!"
Taylor - "You clap too, mommy!"
Me - "I can't clap honey, I'm driving."
Taylor - "Why?"
Me - "Because I have to keep my hands on the wheel."
Taylor - "Why?"
Me - "Because if I don't then our car might go off the road."
...pause...
Taylor - "I call one one one and a siren come help us?"
Me - "Yes, then we'd have to call 911 and the fire truck would come and help us."
Taylor - "Don't clap mommy, then our Tahoe not be fixed."
*****
This girl is seriously crackin' me up these days!! :)
2 comments:
hahaha this just made my night! tay is such a firecracker... miss you guys!
that's so fun :) yesterday avery had an entire conversation with the fuzzies on her hat that she insisted on wearing. even Jax was looking at her like she was crazy and kory and I were dying of laughter! great couple of last posts...I haven't been on the blog for awhile and i'm trying to catch up a bit!
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